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“If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.”

Quote by Groucho Marx

Book:The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx

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The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx

This book is a compilation of various writings that celebrate the life and work of Groucho Marx, encompassing his own essays, letters, and comedic pieces, as well as tributes and commentary from contemporaries and admirers. more

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Groucho Marx was a renowned comedian, born on October 2, 1890, and passed away on August 19, 1977. He was the second son of Matthew Marx and a member of the famous Marx Brothers comedy family. Groucho became famous for his unique sense of humor, witty remarks, and exaggerated comedic characters. more

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