“If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.” IfsDiesHunger Author:Spike Milligan
“If I'm androgynous, I'd say I lean toward macho-androgynous.” IfsMachoAndrogynous Author:John Travolta
“I find it bitterly ironic that the bulk of the money a medical-malpractice jury awarded to Terri [Schaivo] for use in making her better instead went into Mr. Felos's pocket to make her dead.” UseMedicalPocketsIronicJuryMalpractice Author:Wesley J. Smith
“If I want to read S.J. Perelman's Chicken Inspector No. 23 for the third time instead of some anguished, politically correct saga of a girl growing up in a trailer park in Kingman, Arizona, with an alcoholic mother who makes her straighten her naturally curly hair and won't let her date a Navajo boy or pursue her goal of becoming (naturally) a writer, I will. And I will laugh like a lunatic while doing it.” IfsWantMotherGirlGoalBoysLaughingGrowing UpGrowingHairBecomingThirdsPursueParksChickensAlcoholicsLunaticArizonaTrailersPolitically CorrectSagaInspectorsThird TimeTrailer ParkCurly HairGirls Growing Up Author:Mel White
“If I was just normally intelligent, I could probably get away with it - but I'm fiercely intelligent and that's threatening.” IfsIntelligentGet AwayThreatening Author:Sharon Stone
“If men must die, why not in honorable pursuit of knowledge? Far be it that our ideas of manhood should be dwarfed to the size of a golden dollar.” IfsMenShouldIdeasDiesDollarsSizePursuitGoldenWhy NotHonorableManhoodPursuit Of Knowledge Author:George W. Melville
“If partisanship makes us abandon intellectual honesty, if we oppose what our opponents say or do simply because they are the ones saying or doing it, we become mere political short-sellers, hoping for bad news because it's good for our ideological investment.” IfsPoliticalHonestyNewsIntellectualMereInvestmentOpponentsAbandonIdeologicalBad NewsSellersPartisanshipIntellectual Honesty Author:Kurt Andersen
“If there's anything Breaking 2: Electric Boogaloo has taught me, it's that breakdancing is the key to financial solvency.” IfsTaughtKeysFinancialElectricBreakdancing Author:Richard M. Weiner
“If winning is the only value, why debate when you can suppress?” IfsValuesWinningDebate Author:John Leo
“If you are a good economist, a virtuous economist, you are reborn as a physicist. But if you are an evil, wicked economist, you are reborn as a sociologist.” IfsEvilWickedVirtuousEconomistPhysicistRebornSociologists Author:Paul Krugman