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“Americans get mad as hell with reasonable frequency but quickly return to their families and sitcoms.”

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Eric Alterman is a historian born on January 14, 1960, specializing in modern American history with a focus on political and media relations. He is known for his insightful analysis of media politics and his unique perspective on historical events. more

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