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“Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up - and gay men should stand up at least halfway.”

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Book:I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

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I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

This book delves into the themes of self-hatred and self-criticism, offering readers a reflective journey through the author's own experiences with negative self-perception. more

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Joan Rivers was an American comedian, actress, and television personality known for her sharp wit and controversial humor. She gained fame as a panelist on 'The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson' and later hosted her own talk show, 'The Joan Rivers Show'. Rivers was also a successful author and fashion critic, and her career spanned over five decades. more

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“I love gay and lesbian parents. But I think we need a law that says lesbians and gay men have to raise their children together. This way, the kids would not only know how to build bookshelves, but they'd also instinctively know how to decorate them.”

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“I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.”

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“I use a smoke alarm as a timer.”

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“Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!”

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“All Angelina Jolie wants to do is do good for people. And she was saying to me: If I could just make one person happy, Joan, I'll die satisfied. I said: Easy! Just give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.”

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“Having my daughter, I screamed for twenty-three hours straight. And that was just during conception.”

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“Head Start is especially important to Latino children. Latino children make up more than one-third, 34 percent, of all those eligible for the program.”

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“Victoria Beckham is so nasty, why doesn't she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don't care what she does. She's mean to all the people around her. She's too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she's rude. She can't always just be having a bad day.”

“Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.”

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