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“Head Start is especially important to Latino children. Latino children make up more than one-third, 34 percent, of all those eligible for the program.”

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Joe Baca is a former U.S. Representative from California, born on January 23, 1947. He served in the 43rd Congressional District of California and was active in the U.S. Congress for many years. more

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