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“Snails are just slugs with hats on.”

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“Sweet is my surrender Most mornings To being less than others To my joy of being sad - how many things I lost and how many things I don't have - To my strength in finding beauty Even where there is none”

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“You know what they say: the FBI doesn’t share. It eats like an elephant and shits like a mouse.”

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“We (the British) invented bureaucracy. India just perfected it.”

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“A toast to his joy, and a moment of silence for the last of his sanity and sleep!”

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“No one invites you to the top - you have to claw your way up. When you get there, you will sit with the others who were also uninvited - giggling.”

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“Love, patriotism, zeal for justice, and personal spite flamed within him as he sat at his typewriter and began his message. One finger was not enough; he used both hands.”

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Book:Harp and the Lyre: Exposed

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“Have you wonder how the world was made?”

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“i am drinking sauvignon while my housemate shags upstairs and i will write poetry before the night is through.”

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