“Her eyes were dark, corrupt, fathomless and all of that other evil crap. Mostly all of that other evil crap.” Quote by Fred Barnett
“The figure hanging upside down at the top of the great hall had ‘f’n had it’ with the corpulent little blood dumplings! —Bats” Bats Author:Fred Barnett
“She could feel something unnatural following her every movement as she washed her bountiful Huzza and Wahzoozie" — BATS” VampiresBats Author:Fred Barnett
“...an ambitious array of dishonorable intentions that he intended to wield upon the Countess’s nether regions. — BATS 2015” VampiresBats Author:Fred Barnett
“They’re dogs. Never trust a man. Even when he’s dead. Especially when he’s dead. — Bats 2015” VampiresBats Author:Fred Barnett
“You’re going to show up to a duel, in the street, wearing Come F—k Me Heels?" — Bats 2015” VampiresBats Author:Fred Barnett
“Depart, Satan,' she said, with a complete lack of enthusiasm. — Bats 2015” VampiresBats Author:Fred Barnett
“Wichtor’s been cranky ever since a fat vulture roosted on his granite Cârnat, uh, schmekel in 1864 and broke it off." — Bats 2015” VampiresBats Author:Fred Barnett
“Vlad was sexting Elizabeth a picture of his pulă rigiditate, while he told Mina. “I vould like totally hang up on the dude. He’s no Baldwin." — Bats 2015” VampiresBats Author:Fred Barnett
“We won’t be able to sleep without the sound of her self-loathing orgasms crying out into the night." —Bats 2015” VampiresBats Author:Fred Barnett
“I was afraid that your buns were blown all the way to the Bardot Museum in Paris, where they put them on display, and then….” Mina said, “Were they displayed like this?" —Bats 2015” VampiresBats Author:Fred Barnett