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“I pour my morning coffee like ducks splash in a pond. Is an extended blink a micro nap? That's the thought that crosses my mind when I drive like Helen Keller.”

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“After months - after years - of chaos and life-threatening situations and people stabbing me for no good reason, we'd somehow managed to find a moment to breathe. That didn't just deserve to be enjoyed. It deserved to be celebrated, held up as proof that the world was a good place and didn't actually need to be destroyed in order for me to have a nap.”

Chaos Breathe Enjoy Life Celebrate Life Stabbing Nap Destroy The Whole World

Book:Once Broken Faith

Source: Once Broken Faith

“I’m going to add some zz to snooze as soon as i arrive home.”

Sleeping Nap Relaxing Resting Napping

Book:running is flying intermittently

Source: running is flying intermittently

“Cats splash in sunlight like ducks in water. Both animals find your conversation so stimulating they could just nap.”

Humor Conversation Cat Ducks Sunlight Cats Duck Duck Quote Nap Splash

Book:A Memoir of Memories and Memes

Source: A Memoir of Memories and Memes

“Sitting at his normal table, Judd wasn’t the guy who awaited me when I woke up. Gaze hard and a tight set to his jaw, the man across from me now was an enforcer. Yet, he gave me a grin. “After my meeting, let’s go nap again.” “It’s not healthy to nap all the time.” “I heard napping is good for your skin.” “We’re not really talking about napping, are we?” I asked, grinning. “No, angel, we’re not.”

Nap Judd And Tawny

Book:Damaged and the Knight

Source: Damaged and the Knight

“With a languid hand he brushed away the cobwebs of his siesta…”

Nap Siesta

Book:Of Love and Other Demons

Source: Of Love and Other Demons

“I'm going to lay down for a bit" What are these bits and where do they sell them? How do I know if the bit I have is right?”

Humorous Sleeping Nap

Author:Neil Leckman

“The main thing about aliens is that they are alien. They feel no responsibility for fulfilling any of your expectations. (Dark City Lights)”

Life Humanity Loneliness Science Fiction Aliens Solitary Alienation Short Stories Anthologies Solitariness

Author:Robert Silverberg

“This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track.”

Life Humor Death Life Lessons Comedy Murder Humorous Quotes Dark Humor Short Stories Anthologies Dark Comedy

Author:Erin Mitchell

“The city was a hive from this height, the people and the yellow cabs moving about in the street below like pre-programmed insects. (Dark City Lights)”

People Life Cities New York New York City Short Stories City Life City Streets Anthologies

Author:David Levien

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