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“I'm always interested in products that claim to be aphrodisiacs, when we all know that the one and only aphrodisiac is a man volunteering to build you some bookshelves.”

Book:I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool

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I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool

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Lisa Scottoline

Lisa Scottoline, born on July 1, 1955, is an American author known for her legal-themed novels and strong female characters. more

“Niagara Falls! Hordes of us! Husbands! Wives! Flowers! Chocolates! All streaming into cozy hotels All going to do the same thing tonight The indifferent clerk he knowing what was going to happen The lobby zombies they knowing what The whistling elevator man he knowing The winking bellboy knowing Everybody knowing! I'd be almost inclined not to do anything! Stay up all night! Stare that hotel clerk in the eye! Screaming: I deny honeymoon! I deny honeymoon! running rampant into those almost climatic suites yelling Radio belly! Cat shovel! O I'd live in Niagara forever! in a dark cave beneath the Falls I'd sit there the Mad Honeymooner devising ways to break marriages, a scourge of bigamy a saint of divorce--”

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Author:Gregory Corso

“Love? I make it often, but I never talk about it.”

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Book:In Search of Lost Time, Vol. 3: Sodom and Gomorrah & The Captive

Source: In Search of Lost Time, Vol. 3: Sodom and Gomorrah & The Captive

“So what? Who gives a shit who’s banging who?” “Whom,” Jaila said. “What?” “Who’s banging whom.” Tino tensed. “I don’t need a fucking grammar lesson.”

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Book:Feral Youth

Source: Feral Youth

“She is both ecstatic and flabbergasted by how much of a needy, wanton slut her African lover has turned her into, who even after two shuddering orgasms, wants to experience a lot more.”

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Book:The African Mating Ritual

Source: The African Mating Ritual

“I’ve always associated reading and writing with sex.”

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Book:The Unpunished Vice: A Life of Reading

Source: The Unpunished Vice: A Life of Reading

“Love is a beautiful garden with the colourful flowers and fragrances. Its gardener is sex that maintains the beauty of it and nourishes to keep it fresh, regardless, time and period.”

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Author:Ehsan Sehgal

“Most of us, follow sex and money; we live for that, and we die for that. Is it truth, judge your heart and mind and be honest with yourself?”

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Author:Ehsan Sehgal

“That was how he managed to convince them to allow his wife to be a part of the ritual and to allow him to watch while his wife got fucked by a “bull with a large black cock,” which was how he described it while seated in Cynthia’s living room.”

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Book:The African Mating Ritual

Source: The African Mating Ritual

“You can do whatever the heck you want to do. You can love whoever you want to love. You can be whoever you want to be, Anyone who says you can’t, no matter what religion or bullshit they are hiding behind, are only telling you that you can’t be you because they’re terrified of the freedom to be who they want to be.”

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Book:The Handsome Girl & Her Beautiful Boy

Source: The Handsome Girl & Her Beautiful Boy

“You are the celebrity, celebrate yourself.”

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Author:Aesira Khan

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