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“Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a 'man dog',a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and stare at the barmaid's arse”

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Book:Look Who It Is! Alan Carr, My Story

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Look Who It Is! Alan Carr, My Story

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Alan Carr

Alan Carr is a British comedian and television presenter. He is widely recognized for his work on the television show 'The Graham Norton Show', which is known for its humorous style and celebrity interviews. more

“[Kirk] paced back toward his command chair, all eyes on him. "He must have a weakness." "Certainly," Chekov said. "Is he not basically humanoid? He could be poisoned, phasered, stabbed-" Kirk sneered. "Without killing him, Ensign." With a shrug, Chekov turned quietly back to his console, pulling his hands from his lap and placing them on the controls.”

Humor Humour Kirk Star Trek Chekov

Book:Troublesome Minds

Source: Troublesome Minds

““Clever battle strategy often resembles madness. Knowing the difference … ah, well, the victors have the privilege of defining that, do they not?” —The Dowager Marchioness of Wallingham upon news of Napoleon’s escape from Elba.”

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Book:The Madness of Viscount Atherbourne

Source: The Madness of Viscount Atherbourne

“Bouncer, recognizing a well-wisher, got up, and thrust his cold, wet nose under her hand, assuming as he did so the soulful expression of a dog who takes but a benevolent interest in cats, livestock, and stray visitors.”

Humor Humour Dogs Dogs In Regency Novels

Book:The Reluctant Widow

Source: The Reluctant Widow

“It's yet another thing that irritates me this morning, on top of the fact that I'm hungry. I didn't sleep well, and now the mosquitos have found me. Mosquitos always find me. Whenever I step outside , it's as if they can hear their dinner bell ring, and already I am slapping at my neck and face.”

Humour Bugs Mosquitos

Book:Die Again

Source: Die Again

“We are getting older fatter and balder. Each day brings us one step closer to death. Other than that, life's a ding-a-derry.”

Inspirational Humour

Author:M. Kushner

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