“Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a 'man dog',a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and stare at the barmaid's arse” Humour Book:Look Who It Is! Alan Carr, My Story Source: Look Who It Is! Alan Carr, My Story
“All change requires effort and sacrifice. Sometimes action plans fail because they are based on the idea that there is a 'magic bullet' which on its own can solve our problems.This is not true. Complex human problems typically require complex solutions with many different components.” HumansIdeasDifferentSometimesProblemActionEffortPlansFailingMagicSacrificeSolutionsComplexesSolveBulletsComponentsHuman Problems Author:Alan Carr
“A true friend never asks of you what they know you would never ask of them.” KnowsAsksFriendshipFriendsTrue Friend Author:Alan Carr
“'Civilians' is a term I love. It's what Elizabeth Hurley used to describe people who weren't on TV.” PeopleWorldAmericaUsedTermModernTvsModern WorldCivilians Author:Alan Carr
“I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached.” IfsBigsFunnyGoneComedyTeethBraces Author:Alan Carr
“What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!” IfsWellsMightFunnyComedyGayFatsPianoTributeGoofyWigs Author:Alan Carr
“When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there. And me and the fat kids over here. Those kids were fat! One girl had to be cut out a hula hoop.” Would BeKidsFunnyUsedGuyHateGirlSportsComedyCuttingTeamFitFatsSports TeamFat KidHula Author:Alan Carr
