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“Do You Come Here Often?' and 'Be Part of the Action' Have Become Clichéd "Coast Guard Sees Increasing Need for Icebreakers"—headline, Associated Press, March 1”

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James Taranto, born on January 6, 1966, is an accomplished journalist with extensive experience in the news industry. Known for his sharp insights and in-depth analysis, he has made a significant impact in the field of journalism. more

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