“As much as I think about sex, I can only with extreme difficulty conceive of myself actually performing the act. And here's another thing I wonder about. How could you ever look a girl in the eye after you've had your winkie up her wendell? I mean, doesn't that render normal social conversation impossible? Apparently not.”
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C.D. Payne, born on July 5, 1949, is an accomplished writer known for his profound insights and rich imagination. His works span various genres, earning him recognition for his unique literary style and deep engagement with social issues. more
“Personally, I think the "Potter" books have too many adverbs and not enough sex.”
“A frequent exchange of text messages is not a relationship. It's not even a pen-pal.”