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“Pets enrich our lives...and poop on our floors!”

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“That whole first year, jeez, your entire life revolves around poop. The presence of poop. The absence of poop. The discovery of poop. The aromatic sensation of poop. The waiting for poop. Seriously, I can't express how much of your life will be spent waiting for poop once you have children.”

Book:Things My Son Needs to Know About the World

Source: Things My Son Needs to Know About the World

“La cagas o no es tuya.”

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Author:Esteban Urayoán

“We need to pull over now," she screeched as she gagged. "Paper is not supposed to be made out of poop.”

Book:Some Were In Time

Source: Some Were In Time

“A small, light object landed on my head. I looked around. Another small something hit me. I looked up. After a third thing hit me, I untangled a couple of deer droppings from my hair. It was spotted deer poop. I must be one of the only kids on the planet to recognise the sultana-like pellets of hares and deer and the boulders left by elephant and rhino. I heard a cackle behind me and turned to receive a handful of deer pellets full in the face.”

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Book:Himalayan Kidnap

Source: Himalayan Kidnap

“63. For the past three years, Ohio police have been on the lookout for a serial pooper, who has pooped on at least 19 cars.”

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Book:Interesting, Fun and Crazy Facts of America - The Knowledge Encyclopedia To Win Trivia

Source: Interesting, Fun and Crazy Facts of America - The Knowledge Encyclopedia To Win Trivia

“Much of the motivation behind getting spanked is physiological: some aspects of spanking create body responses that can be sexual, erotic or simply pleasant.”

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Book:Spanking for Lovers

Source: Spanking for Lovers

“Who would believe this childish discipline, received at eight years old, from the hands of a woman of thirty, should influence my propensities, my desires, my passions, for the rest of my life, and that in quite a contrary sense from what might naturally have been expected?”

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Author:Jean-Jacques Rousseau

“Other control-oriented spankees are submissives. For these folks, spanking is something they accept because they know that giving a spanking pleases their dominant, or because their dominant has decided that they require one in order to shape their behavior. They are rarely resistant or mouthy; instead, they get their script from gamely doing their best to please.”

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Book:Spanking for Lovers

Source: Spanking for Lovers

“When he got a story urge, there was nothing to do but grab a pen and write. Otherwise it was too much like getting a hard-on and not jerking off.”

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Book:The Coming Storm

Source: The Coming Storm

“Describing my sexual history and scope of experience; am surrendering; in conclusion an epic failure 'I'm a master at setting people off...of this it may continue...”

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Author:Robert Wesley Miller