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“Kissing with a mouth-breather can give the impression that one is about to make love with a vacuum cleaner”

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“I would rather drift aimlessly on the turbulent stream of idle discourse than be even in the vicinity of nauseous, turbid effluent of ideological disquisition.”

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Author:R. N. Prasher

“I’m suddenly not hungry,” Shane, said, his face ashen. “Noah, you go get the note. Be careful not to touch anything else. Don’t step in the blood.”

Mystery Murder Nauseous

Book:Dissolve

Source: Dissolve

“Can you be a little baby? The baby howls all day, yet its throat never gets hoarse - harmony at its height! The baby makes fists all day, yet its fingers never get cramped - virtue is all it holds to. The baby stares all day without blinking its eyes - it has no preferences in the world of externals.”

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Book:The Complete Works of Chuang Tzu

Source: The Complete Works of Chuang Tzu

“your mind is like an ocean, and thoughts are bubbles raising to the surface to release into the air.... simply breathe deeply like the tides. observe these bubbles with openness of the infinite sky”

Meditation Quotes Universal Mind Oceanic Experience

Book:Angelic Tales of The Universe. Tale 1. The Ancient Woman, The Secret Cave

Source: Angelic Tales of The Universe. Tale 1. The Ancient Woman, The Secret Cave

“Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.”

Reading Mispronounce

Author:Anonymous

“It is not the task of a writer to 'tell all,' or even to decide what to leave in, but to decide what to leave out. Whatever remains, that meager sum of this profane division, that's the bastard chimera we call a 'story.' I am not building, but cutting away. And all stories, whether advertised as truth or admitted falsehoods, are fictions, cleft from the objective facts by the aforementioned action of cutting away. A pound of flesh. A pile of sawdust. Discarded chips of Carrara marble. And what's left over. "Houses Under The Sea”

Writing Fiction

Author:Caitlín R. Kiernan

“She squinted at his nametag. Her eyes weren't quite working. "What's your name?" "Stig." "Stick?" she asked, half ready to believe it. He shook his head and pointed his long index finger at the name stitched on his uniform. "S-T-I-G. Stig." Harriet's breath caught. "I can't believe it. I've been looking for you.”

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Book:Pocket Forest

Source: Pocket Forest

“Stop mispronouncing your misunderstandings as my mistakes”

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Author:P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“Why don’t you want to see your mom? Did she burn your dolls in a sacrificial fire? Read your e-mail?” “She wants to run my life,” I explain. “What a bitch. It’s like she thinks she’s your mother or something.” “She’s a psychopath,” I said. “It’s complicated.” “Psychopaths can’t afford fur coats.” “This one can.”

Mothers And Daughters Teens On Parents Angry Teen

Book:Wintergirls

Source: Wintergirls

“I tried to love Dad and not hate him for his fake cheer and the way he gets dressed. I tried to imagine what Mom saw in him back when she was an architect. I tried to put myself in the shoes of someone who finds every little thing he does a total delight. It was sad, though, because the thought of him and all his accessories always made me sick. I wished I'd never made the connection about Dad being a gigantic girl, because once you realize something like that, it's hard to go back.”

Teens On Parents

Book:Where'd You Go, Bernadette

Source: Where'd You Go, Bernadette