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“He's all right. His hair is cute." Jonas froze, his lobster fork halfway to his mouth. " Oh my God, you're in love." "I'm not in love." "'his hair is cute'? You never say anything nice about anyone. Coming from you, cute hair is a mating call." " I talked to the guy for thirty seconds. And then he waved at me while i was in the tank." "Holy fuck, you're getting married, aren't you!" " Will you simmer. I certainly am not.”

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Book:Sleeping with the Fishes

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MaryJanice Davidson

MaryJanice Davidson is an American author born on August 1, 1969. Known for her humorous and satirical style, she is best recognized for her 'Vampire Diaries' series. more

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