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“A Prayer was like a tickle.Sooner or later God would have to look down to see what was tickling his bum.”

Quote by Lloyd Jones

Book:Mister Pip

Work

Mister Pip is a narrative that intertwines the story of a young girl, Matilda, living in the Solomon Islands during a turbulent civil war with her fascination for the classic novel 'Great Expectations'. The book explores themes of resilience, the power of storytelling, and the impact of literature on individual lives. more

Author

Lloyd Jones is a renowned New Zealand author known for his distinctive literary style and profound insights into New Zealand's social and cultural landscape. His works span a variety of genres, including novels, poetry, and drama, and have been well-received by readers. more

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