“You know what you need?” “What?” “You need to think about what a badass bald man would do in this situation” “There are no badass bald men. By definition.” “What about Dwight D. Eisenhower?” Carlos suggested. “President Eisenhower?” “Doesn’t he qualify as a badass?” Carlos insisted. “Look, he may have been president, but he doesn’t exactly come to people’s minds when you ask them to think of a badass.” “All right. How about Kojak?” Carlos asked. “That police detective show with Telly Savalas?” Sammy asked. “Yeah, Kojak. He was a badass. Always cool under pressure.” “All right,” Sammy replied. “Let’s just say, for the sake of argument, that Kojak was a bald badass. So what?’ “So you have to imagine how Kojak would deal with this situation we have in front of us. He wouldn’t be worried about whether this girl digs bald guys. He would just walk right up to her, knowing that he’s a badass and just take care of business. You see, it’s all in the delivery.” “The delivery?” “Yeah, the execution”
Quote by Zack Love
Author
You May Also Like
Source: Ang Paboritong Libro ni Hudas
“Why do women always feel they have to settle for less?”
Source: Black Beast
Source: Wild About Her Wingman
Source: Juliet, Naked
“A fast car can make women 'like' a man; and a man 'like' women … fast.”
“To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.”
Source: Bleeds My Desire