“A bicycle rode itself to my house, where I gave it swimming lessons at 15 bucks an hour. So it paid me 37 cents, before telling me I should write a book on Duck Farming.”
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BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight
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