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“The best thing about retirement is not having to wear pants!”

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“So what’s the rule of thumb? Some say you should always match your socks to your shoes. Others say you should always match your socks to your pants. The correct answer is pants. And so in the case of jeans and brown shoes, I would go with navy socks. One note on sock-and-pant etiquette: if you’re wearing socks with dress pants, you should reveal no leg skin. It’s like a bare midriff: you don’t want to see it. It’s different if you’re wearing shoes without socks, which is fine in casual settings.”

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“When in the presence of a USA law enforcement, remember that sudden moves, running away, driving away, moving towards them, not following instructions, having a gun, and pulling up your pants may get you legally killed.”

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“Work out the optimum steps needed to reach the goal, then test which ways don't reach; do not eliminate steps first, and then come to the conclusion it can't reach.”

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“Plants are the ultimate symbols of life.”

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Book:Walk Your Path: A Magical Awakening

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“If we call shorts (shorts).. shouldn't we call pants (longs)?”

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“She regarded Arthur with the corners of her eyes as she drove, noting that he was wearing a seatbelt, even though there was no more law requiring him to do so. There was no seatbelt around her, and in truth if she was the van's only occupant there wouldn't be any pants either.”

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“It took me a while to figure out why I was frequently almost pooping my pants! It eventually emerged it was an abrupt increase in solar radiation levels that was triggering diarrhea to occur.”

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Book:Magee’s Disease

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“Do you want a reward?” Sato purred. “I’ve got one in my pants for you.” “Okay, that’s disgusting.” Moses suddenly turned on Sato. “The fuck is wrong with you? She’s basically my sister-in-law at this point.”

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Book:Tourner

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“The length of your shoe may change, the size of your pant may also change; but your life will never change until your mind changes! © more talks”

“Keep Your Pants On Some people believe the myth that if you do NOT have sex by the third date the relationship is going nowhere. What a joke!!! Why would you have sex with a complete stranger? This person could be married, a psycho, or have an interesting disease that could be spread to you. Get to know the person for who they are, no matter how great their body is. Why risk having sex before discovering you really do not like them? Think before you get naked!”

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Book:Insights for Singles: Steps to Find Everlasting Love

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