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“If you were in a bar, would you ever go up to a guy or girl and repeat the word "hey" without getting a response? Would you ever go up to a woman you met two minutes ago and beg her to show you one of your boobs? And do you really want to bone someone who responds to this?”

Quote by Aziz Ansari

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Modern Romance

This book delves into the complexities of modern romance, exploring how technology, societal changes, and personal expectations have reshaped the way people form and maintain romantic connections. more

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Aziz Ansari
Aziz Ansari

Aziz Ansari is an American actor, comedian, and writer renowned for his contributions to television and film. He is best known for his role as Tom Haverford in the HBO series 'Parks and Recreation' and as Dev Shah in the Netflix series 'Master of None'. Ansari has also produced several stand-up specials and authored books on dating and social media, making him a prominent figure in the entertainment industry. more

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