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“You, Stan, are covered with dirt and leaves.'' ''I just applied for a job as a tree,'' I said. It made so little sense, he didn't even bother responding.”

Book:Going Nowhere Faster

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“I wish the Fallen would just come to us for a change.” Ironically, Fallen Angels dropped from the sky and surrounded us. “I wish I had a chocolate cake!” I exclaimed, staring up. No cake appeared, though I did get a few wry glances. Andrew’s body shook with silent laughter while Lucia gave me raised eyebrows. “What? It worked for the Fallen Angels.”

Funny Joke Timeless Series

Book:Abyss

Source: Abyss

“It's theology. Were you expecting sex, drugs, and rock and roll?" "One out of the three would be nice.”

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Book:Heretics Anonymous

Source: Heretics Anonymous

“C: What do you get when a giant sneezes? Out of the way. - Marigold”

Funny Giants Joke

Author:Jean Ferris

“Please ejaculate", I silently urged the man, "so I can go to sleep". (In this way I imagine I was like millions of women before me”

Funny Sex Humour Joke

Book:So You've Been Publicly Shamed

Source: So You've Been Publicly Shamed

“La situación actual se parece un poco al chiste que hacían los trabajadores de la antigua Unión Soviética: «¡Nosotros hacemos como que trabajamos y usted hace como que nos paga!»”

Joke Soviet Union Employer

Book:The End of Poverty: Economic Possibilities for Our Time

Source: The End of Poverty: Economic Possibilities for Our Time

“He told the joke, but I saw the punch line coming early and was able to dodge it before it hit me. There's nothing funny about being hit by something you saw before it arrived.”

Humor Joke Punch Line

Book:Me and memes and memories

Source: Me and memes and memories

“Creo que no te quiero, que solamente quiero la imposibilidad tan obvia de quererte. Como el guante izquierdo enamorado de la mano derecha.”

Love

Book:Save Twilight: Selected Poems

Source: Save Twilight: Selected Poems

“Life is a joke and death is the punchline.”

Life Death Joke

Book:The Raven Scholar

Source: The Raven Scholar

“A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, “My brother’s gone crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken.” And the psychiatrist says, “Have you told him he’s not a chicken?” The man replies, “I would, but we need the eggs.”

Joke Dealing With Crazy People We Need The Eggs

Book:Bossypants

Source: Bossypants

“Stanley forced a smile to his lips at the memory of the onesided romance; it was silly, after all, a stupid childhood crush. Who’d fall in love with a fictional character? That was the kind of thing you laughed about as an adult. Or at least Harriet had thought so. He couldn’t quite do it, though. Couldn’t quite see it as a joke. It had felt too real, too raw and wild and fierce, for him to dismiss it even now. It was love, of a sort, stunted and unformed as it was. For a time, it had kept him sane.”

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Book:Release

Source: Release

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