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“I'm the first to admit that I don't write right. Now, relax and enjoy the show! The sideshow, that is.”

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“[O]ut of the blue Sophie asked, "Aunt Faith, what's a vibrator?" Faith was in mid-swallow and choked on her coffee. ... "Baby, where'd you hear that?" ... "My momma was on the phone with her friend Ms. Kim last night, and she said that Lottie Bishop kicked her in the crouch so many times that she didn't know if she'd ever be able to take her vibrator for a test spin again.”

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