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“You told Zeb before you told us?" Mama shouted. Oh, crap. "How could you do that?" Mama cried. "We're your family!" "He found out the night I rose, " I said. "But no one else knows. Except for some of the vampires I've met. And Andrea, a girl who hangs out with a lot of vampires. Oh, and Jolene, Zeb's fiance. " "Zeb's getting married? Before you?" Double crap.”

Book:Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

In this engaging and witty novel, the protagonist navigates the complexities of being a vampire while trying to maintain a semblance of a normal life. The story delves into the protagonist's journey of self-discovery and the unexpected relationships that arise from her unique condition. more

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Molly Harper

Molly Harper is a renowned author known for her humorous and light-hearted writing style. Her works often feature elements of fantasy and romance, which have won her a wide readership. more

“But now, preposterously, the morning hard-on was gone. The things one has to put up with in life. The morning hard-on - like a crowbar in your hand, like something growing out of an ogre. Does any other species wake up with a hard-on? Do whales? Do bats? Evolution daily reminder to male Homo Sapiens in case, overnight, they forget why they're here. If a woman didn't know what it was, it might well scare her to death. Couldn't piss in the bowl because of that thing. Had to force it downward with your hand - had to train it as you would a dog to the leash - so that the stream struck the water and not the upturned seat. When you sat to shit, there it was, loyally looking up at its master. There eagerly waiting while you brush your teeth - "What are we going to do today?" Nothing more faithful in all of life than the lurid cravings of the morning hard-on. No deceit in it. No simulation. No insincerity. All hail to that driving force! Human living with a capital L! It takes a lifetime to determine what matters, and by then it's not there anymore. Well, one must learn to adapt. How is the only problem.”

Virility

Book:Sabbath's Theater

Source: Sabbath's Theater

“The grave doesn’t hold any terrors for me, quite the contrary, just as long as I get there in full possession of my faculties.”

Death Aging Virility Faculty Strength

Book:Au-delà de cette limite votre ticket n'est plus valable

Source: Au-delà de cette limite votre ticket n'est plus valable

“Can I just ask, after we find this guy, can we talk about the Vibrator Ceremony? I’m thinking of making us all kind of choir like robes to wear but with sequins and some satin sashes as belts. Maybe in chartreuse.”

Funny Vibrator

Book:Rock Chick Revenge

Source: Rock Chick Revenge