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“If this room were a person it would be a Kardashian on a moderate income”

Book:Solitaire

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“Scientists say that...gender bending may keep fish from reproducing because, with so many in sexual limbo, there's just no real push to procreate. Oh, if only deer, squirrels, and Kardashians would acquire this particular affliction. I'm just kidding. I don't really have anything against deer. Or squirrels.”

Kardashian

Book:You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl: Observations on Life from the Shallow End of the Pool

Source: You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl: Observations on Life from the Shallow End of the Pool

“Unenlightened people can’t spot an enlightened person by age, face, lifestyle or speech. Fame, a large follower count or grand speeches don’t prove enlightenment. Don’t be swayed—strive for your own experience. It matters most.”

Wisdom Spirituality Self Esteem Enlightenment Self Discovery Self Realization Self Development

Book:Infinite Bliss: The Simplest Way To Enlightenment

Source: Infinite Bliss: The Simplest Way To Enlightenment

“We went on every single ride and loved every minute of it!”

Theme Parks Kardashian

Author:Khloe Kardashian

“That’s the problem with the world,” he said. “You save it today, and tomorrow it’s gone and gotten itself into trouble all over again. It’s like a Kardashian.”

World Problems Kardashian

Book:The Long and Faraway Gone

Source: The Long and Faraway Gone

“It was love at first sight.”

Inspirational Kardashian

Book:Catch-22

Source: Catch-22

“Women know much more about Kim Kardashian than they do about Joan of Arc, Marie Curie, or Hypatia. Has any modern woman even heard of Hypatia? Why is it that a total waste of space – Kim Kardashian – is so famous, yet women who have done amazing things are practically unknown? This is a critical point. In our culture, knowing about Hypatia achieves nothing for you. It will make you seem weird if you can tell anyone anything about Hypatia. By contrast, it will not seem weird at all if you have loads of info about Kim Kardashian. That’s exactly why our negative liberty society is so fucked. Nonentities like Kim Kardashian are universally known while genius women such as Hypatia are entirely unknown. That’s how you make slaves of women. Everything becomes about a woman’s “glamour”. Nothing else about her is deemed relevant.”

Celebrity Culture Kardashian Hypatia

Book:The Insanity Wars: Why People Are Crazier Than Ever

Source: The Insanity Wars: Why People Are Crazier Than Ever

“He had always suspected that on her travels she had taken a lover, or perhaps even several, but the confirmation of this longstanding, serious love awoke in him retrospective jealousy that would have destroyed the happiness of the moment had Roser allowed it. With her implacable common sense, she showed him that she had not robbed him of anything to give to Aitor. She had not loved him any the less, because that love was always hidden in another chamber of her heart and didn't interfere with the rest of her life.”

Cuckoldry

Book:A Long Petal of the Sea

Source: A Long Petal of the Sea

“Getting her submissive cuckold to agree to something that didn't particularly turn him on only increased April's lust. Soon all she could think of was ways to push him further.”

Sexuality Cuckoldry Female Dominant

Book:Serving the Cuckoldress Next Door

Source: Serving the Cuckoldress Next Door

“Don't worry, silly boy, I'm not going behind your back. Why would I do that when you're a willing, wonderful cuckold for me?' April asked as she leaned over and kissed his cheek.”

Sexuality Cuckoldry

Book:Serving the Cuckoldress Next Door

Source: Serving the Cuckoldress Next Door

“Great sex is what makes you feel good, yes, but also about feeling loved and being part of another person’s happiness. Even if it means jerking off when she is with another man. And for her, great sex is knowing her husband is jerking off as she is getting fucked.”

Cuckoldry

Author:Morian, c.c.

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