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“im sorry" I sniffed, "but I have to go to an orgy".”

Quote by Jonathan Ames

Book:My Less Than Secret Life: A Diary, Fiction, Essays

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My Less Than Secret Life: A Diary, Fiction, Essays

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Jonathan Ames is an American author born on March 23, 1964. Known for his humor and satire, he is the author of works such as 'Married: A Fictional Autobiography' and 'The Alcoholic: A Memoir'. Ames' writing is characterized by its autobiographical nature and deep exploration of personal experiences and inner worlds. more

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