“Sometimes my kitchen sink doubles as a duck pond. Problem is, I can't exactly move my diving board, so I have to relocate Greg Louganis Hour to another slot, like one on the toaster.”
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Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.
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