“Powdered Saxophone Music is now FOR SALE. (Duck pond not included.)” HumorMusicAbsurdDucksSurrealDuckSaxophoneDuck Pond Book:A Memoir of Memories and Memes Source: A Memoir of Memories and Memes
“Sometimes my kitchen sink doubles as a duck pond. Problem is, I can't exactly move my diving board, so I have to relocate Greg Louganis Hour to another slot, like one on the toaster.” AbsurdKitchenDucksSurrealDuckDivingDuck FarmDuck FarmingDiveDuck Pond Book:Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators. Source: Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.