“After discovering him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe case of vagina elbow. It's a condition not unlike tennis elbow, but you get it from masturbating.”
Quote by Chelsea Handler
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My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
This book offers a candid look into the author's personal life, exploring the complexities and emotions associated with brief romantic encounters. more
Author
Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler, born on February 25, 1975, is a renowned American comedian, writer, and television host. Known for her unique sense of humor and candid remarks, she has hosted several popular television shows and achieved significant success in the comedy industry. more
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