“I once got stabbed, and all I got to show for it was a Popeyes Spicy Chicken Sandwich. Oh, and a scar. But that was years ago, so I think they should release a Spicy Duck Sandwich—and when purchased, it would include a FREE knife.”
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Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.
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