“It popped up on my Outlook calendar, flagged in red like an inflamed pimple full of infected bureaucratic pus... I've been trying desperately to get it shifted, but no, it is stuck like a king-sized dildo in a guinea pig.”
Quote by Charles Stross
Book:The Rhesus Chart
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The Rhesus Chart
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