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“He looked, honestly, like he'd stumbled upon a woman who'd broken into his house and boiled his pet rabbit, rather than his loving fiancée curled on the sofa.”

Book:Funny Story

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Funny Story

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“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?" Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?" "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries." Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom.”

Funny Humour

Book:The Titan’s Curse

Source: The Titan’s Curse

“Rachel raised her eyebrows. "Are you sure you don't know?" "What do you mean?" "Boys," she muttered. "Totally blind." "Hey, don't you get on my case, too!”

Love Humour

Book:The Battle of the Labyrinth

Source: The Battle of the Labyrinth

“I kept climbing -- past another telkhine, who was so startled he dropped his Lil' Demons lunch box. I left him alive -- partly because his lunch box was cool...”

Humour Monsters

Book:The Last Olympian

Source: The Last Olympian

“I wheeled and dealed with leaders from all over the world on behalf of the American people. In fact, my favorite headline from Washington Speaks magazine was “She Walks, She Talks, She Negotiates”.”

Democracy Policy Humour Discovery Satire Historical Fiction American History Diplomacy Political Goals

Book:The Most Popular President Who Ever Lived [So Far]

Source: The Most Popular President Who Ever Lived [So Far]

“Up until the moment of death, there was a 100% survival rate. Really. I wouldn't let anything as meaningless as statistics put you off.”

Death Humour Statistics

Book:Shades of Grey

Source: Shades of Grey

“Don't tease yourself about her, Gareth! after all, she is quite safe while she remains with us.' 'You are as bad as she is,' said Sir Gareth severely. 'Yes, but not nearly so resourceful,' she agreed.”

Humour Enterprise

Book:Sprig Muslin

Source: Sprig Muslin

“How are you managing with ejaculating?" I snapped my head towards him. "Excuse me?" "Ejaculating," Gibsie clarified, straight-faced. "You seem full of pent-up frustration. I'm just wondering if it's cock related. You're wanking, right? I know you were out of action for a while when they sawed at your ball sac, but you're able to get yourself off again, aren’t you?" "The fuck?" I gaped at him. "Are these words actually coming out of your mouth?" He stared back at me with an expectant expression. Sweet Jesus, he was serious. And he was waiting for me to answer him.”

Humour

Book:Binding 13

Source: Binding 13

“Etsuko placed her shopping bag on the doorstep as if she were listening to determine what sound it made...”

Humour

Book:Thirst for love

Source: Thirst for love

“Not what you'd call stupid. His brain got there in the end. It just went the long way round.”

Humour Intellect Stupidity

Book:The Carpet People

Source: The Carpet People

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