“The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.” WorldWholeFunnyAmericaTvsWhole WorldWatching Tv Book:Everything But Money: A Life of Riches Source: Everything But Money: A Life of Riches
“I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.” PeopleCountryStatesWholeHumorFunnyAmericaSidesComedyPercentFolksTraveled Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.” PersonsHumorFunnyAmericaLawJusticeLuckLawyerChosenTwelveFavouriteModern WorldJuryAttorneyLaw And JusticeJustice And InjusticeLaw StudentsJudge And Jury Author:Robert Frost
“America has become so tense and nervous it has been years since I have seen anyone sleep in church - and that is a sad situation.” YearsHas BeensFunnyAmericaChurchSleepSituationNervousTenseCan't Sleep Author:Norman Vincent Peale
“According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could beat up their city anytime.” KnowsHumorCareFunnyAmericaCitiesToo MuchNew YorkBeatsTwentiesDon't CareFifthPlaces To LiveBest PlacePittsburghCaring Too Much Author:David Letterman
“You may be sure that the Americans will commit all the stupidities they can think of, plus some that are beyond imagination.” ThinkingMayFunnyAmericaImaginationStupidityCommitPlus Author:Charles de Gaulle
“Have you seen the Olympic uniforms? It's for the American Olympic team and it's berets. To me, nothing says America like a guy in a beret. Look at our founding fathers, they all wore berets.” LooksFunnyAmericaGuyFatherTeamUniformsOlympicsFoundingOur Founding FathersLondon Olympics Author:David Letterman
“You can always rely on America to do the right thing -- once it has exhausted the alternatives.” HumorFunnyAmericaAlternativesRight ThingRelyExhausted Author:Winston Churchill