“You know when you go into a restaurant, and it gets busy and they start a waiting list, and they start calling out names, "DuFresnes, party of two." They say again, "DuFresnes, party of two." But then if no one answers, they'll just go to the next name, "Bush, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the DuFresnes? No one seems to care. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! And they're hungry! That's a double whammy! "Bush, search party of three!" You can eat once you find the DuFresnes!” PeopleIfsKnowsTwoHumorSeemsCareFunnyThreeNextNamesWaitingAnswersPartyHappenedMissingCallingYeahBusyListsHungryRestaurants Author:Mitch Hedberg
“My dad used to call me "yeah but" because no matter what the answer was I always wanted to explore why things were what they were and how they might be different.” DifferentMatterMightWantedUsedAnswersDadNo Matter WhatYeahMy DadCall Me Author:Arlene Dickinson
“Yeah. Science doesn't end. That's the one thing I learned. People think of science as spitting out right answers, and that's it. It's always under review.” PeopleThinkingEndsAnswersOne ThingYeahReviewsRight Answers Author:Dallas Campbell