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“Actors tend to be quite good at getting on with people. If you’re an arsehole, people don’t want to work with you. You won’t get hired Well, there are a few arseholes.”

People Ifs Want Wells Actors Arseholes

Author:Bertie Carvel

“For 15 years I was a complete arsehole to a dozen people. I said I would try and make it right with those people, and anybody that gave me an audience, I was there.”

People Trying Years Said Audience Dozen Arseholes

Author:Lance Armstrong

“We should differentiate between criminals who make violent threats online, and trolls who are just arseholes”

Should Threat Criminals Violent Online Differentiate Troll Arseholes

Author:Bonnie Greer

“The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?”

Ifs Knows Purpose Rain Arseholes

Book:Monstrous Regiment: (Discworld Novel 31)

Source: Monstrous Regiment: (Discworld Novel 31)

“After all, memory may be the only thing on earth we can truly manipulate to serve us, so we don't have to look back at ourselves in the receding past and think, What an arsehole!”

Thinking Looks May Earth Past Memories Manipulate Arseholes

Book:A Fraction of the Whole

Source: A Fraction of the Whole

“Did I do and say these things? Yes, I did. Are there any mitigating circumstances? Not really, unless any circumstances {in other words, context) can be regarded as mitigating. And before you judge, although you have probably already done so, go away and write down the four worst things you have done to a partner, even if - especially if - your partner doesn't know about them. Don't dress things up, or try to explain them; just write them down, in a list, in the plainest language possible. Finished? Ok, so who's the arsehole now?”

Ifs Knows Writing Trying Done Language Four Worst Judging Circumstances Dresses Finished Lists Partners Going Away Worst Things Arseholes

Book:High Fidelity

Source: High Fidelity

“There was the gate next, which she(Liesel)clung to. A gang of tears trudged from her eyes as she held on and refused to go inside. People started to gather on the street, until Rosa Hubermann swore at them, after which they reversed back whence they came. ~A TRANSLATION OF ROSA HUBERMANN’S ANNOUNCEMENT~ ‘What are you arseholes looking at?”

People Eye Next Streets Tears Gates Her Eyes Gang Translations Rosa Liesel Arseholes

Book:Markus Zusak: The Book Thief & I Am the Messenger

Source: Markus Zusak: The Book Thief & I Am the Messenger

“I'd like to submit to Bad Science my teacher who gave us a handout which says that 'Water is best absorbed by the body when provided in frequent small amounts.' What I want to know is this. If I drink too much in one go, will it leak out off my arsehole instead? Thank you. Anton.”

Ifs Knows Want Body Water Too Much Teacher Amount Drink Submit Leaks Small Amounts Handouts Arseholes

Book:Bad Science

Source: Bad Science

“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.”

“Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.”

Mouths Teeth Insult Ruined Perfectly Good Arseholes

Author:Neil Gaiman

“The demons are innumerable, arrive at the most inappropriate times and create panic and terror. But I have learned that if I can master the negative forces and harness them to my chariot, then they can work to my advantage. Lilies often grow out of carcasses' arseholes.”

Ifs I Can Force Grows Masters Advantage Negative Terror Positivity Demon Panic I Have Learned Negativity Corpses Lilies Inappropriate Harness Chariots Arseholes

Author:Ingmar Bergman

“Until everyone in this country over 35 has passed away, the theocracy will still be alive. And I am not actually of the theocracy, and that could bother people. I think I've probably taken a bit of flak for that, as well as being an arsehole occasionally, obviously.”

People Thinking Wells Stills Country Bits Taken Alive Bother Passed Away Theocracy Arseholes

Author:Sinead O'Connor

“You take the risk of being rejected. If you have pretentions to be an artist of any kind, you have to take the risk of people rejecting you and thinking you're an arsehole.”

People Ifs Thinking Kind Artist Risk Rejected Rejecting Arseholes

Author:Roger Waters

“Yves Saint Laurent gave women power, Chanel liberated them and when I joined Lanvin, I thought 'what do I bring to women? One day, I received an SMS from a friend in New York - she was in a taxi on the way to court to face her arsehole ex-husband, and she said to me 'Alber, I am wearing a Lanvin dress, and I feel so protected.' That to me was the biggest compliment I ever received. To have a 500 gram piece of silk make her feel protected - that made me very happy indeed.”

Way Feels Made Said Faces Pieces New York One Day Husband Dresses Court Saint Compliment Protected Very Happy Exes Liberated Silk Taxi Women Power Ex Husband Sms Arseholes

Author:Alber Elbaz