“Once I showed up at my sister's with a baby rabbit I had bought from some children because its ears were cold. I put the rabbit on a hot water bottle and massaged its ears for quite a while. After all, I knew that all healthy animals had warm ears.” ChildrenWaterAnimalBabyColdHealthyEarsHotWarmBottlesMy SisterRabbitsHot WaterWater Bottles Author:Juliette Gordon Low
“Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.” ThinkingMenGivingHeartStillsNightWalksMiddleBabyGet UpBottlesMiddle Of The NightDiapers Author:Rita Rudner
“I've always wanted to do blow with Genghis Khan, 'bet that guy knows how to party. I also think a bottle of wine with Hitchcock would've been cool. Also doing shots with the baby Jesus, bet that guy knows how to party.” ThinkingKnowsWantedGuyJesusPartyKnow HowBabyShotsWineBlowBottlesThat GuyHitchcockBottles Of WineBaby Jesus Author:Mike Mendez
“Seeing babies and little children smile or even just be inquisitive about a bottle cap isnpires me. Watching a great performance, particularly live or in the moment. My favorite actor at the moment is the three-time Tony Award-winning Mark Rylance. Makes me work to be better.” ChildrenLittlesMomentsThreeActorsWinningSeeingBabyPerformancesMarkMy FavoriteAwardsBottlesThree TimesCapsInquisitiveGreat PerformanceAward Winning Author:Graham Shiels
“Unfortunately, I saw a side of humanity I wish I'd remained blissfully ignorant of, including one driver who threw a bottle at me while I was walking my baby to the doctor on the side of the road and yelled out insults. Nurses who made nasty comments about how I should get a job (I was working two of them, in addition to being a published author). It wasn't that I didn't have a job and wasn't working. The jobs in backwoods Mississippi didn't pay enough to cover living expenses.” ShouldMadeTwoEnoughJobsHumanityWishSidesPaySawsBabyWalkingDoctorsIncludingIgnorantInsultExpensesDriversBottlesCommentNurseNastyMississippiMy BabyBackwoods Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon
“Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty.” SoulTurnsFatherCitiesWifeSadnessBabyEmptyHeavyBottlesDroppingPeasantsReservoirsVodkaCupboardsStrangling Author:P. G. Wodehouse