“I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.” LongMillionsAliveBabyConcernedVoteDemocratVotingInmatesDeath Row Author:David Letterman
“A Democrat is just like a baby. If it's hollering and making a lot of noise, there is nothing serious the matter with it. When it's quiet and doesn't pay much attention to anything, that's when it's really dangerous.” IfsMatterPayAttentionDangerousSeriousBabyQuietDemocratNoise Author:Will Rogers
“I say Democrats should not be afraid to talk about the morality of life, of caring for children who are born. It seems the Republican obsession with being pro-life lasts about nine months. After that, it’s each baby for herself.” ShouldChildrenSeemsLastsBornBabyMonthsMoralityRepublicanDemocratCaringNineObsessionPro LifeNine MonthsChild Care Author:Jennifer Granholm
“Hold on to your wallets folks because with the passage of this trillion-dollar baby, the Democrats will be poised to spend as much as $3 trillion in your tax dollars. Taxpayers will be on the hook for spending that will stimulate the debt, stimulate the growth of government, but will do little to stimulate jobs or the economy.” LittlesGovernmentJobsGrowthEconomyBabyTaxesDollarsDemocratFolksDebtSpendingPassagesHookTaxpayersWalletsTax Dollars Author:Christopher Bond
“Republicans: steely, rational, paternalistic, respectful of authority, easy to herd, the party of No. Democrats: sugary, emotional, idealistic, yearning for novelty, hard to marshal, the party of Oh Yeah, Baby, Make Mama Feel Good.” FeelsHardEasyPartyEmotionalBabyRepublicanAuthorityYeahDemocratRationalFeel GoodYearningNoveltyMamaRespectfulHerdsIdealistic Author:James Wolcott