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“Everybody was upset that Vladimir Putin was missing. He was in Switzerland with his girlfriend. She had a baby in Switzerland because in Russia childbirth is not covered by Putin-care.”

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Author:David Letterman

“I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop.”

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Book:The Fiery Heart: A Bloodlines Novel

Source: The Fiery Heart: A Bloodlines Novel

“My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.”

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Author:Anthony Jeselnik

“Every night, my girlfriend comes home from work, and she brings with her a houseplant. She's like, 'Anthony, I had to pick this up. We need a houseplant in our apartment.' And every night, I make her return it. I say, 'No way, baby. You can't take care of a houseplant. You couldn't even keep your baby alive.'”

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Author:Anthony Jeselnik