Best baby & sound Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“The birth certificate of the royal baby lists her parents' occupations as being 'the prince and princess of the United Kingdom.' It says that under occupation, which I guess sounds better than 'unemployed.'”

Parent Sound United Baby Birth Lists Kingdoms Occupation Princess Royal Unemployed Certificates United Kingdom Birth Certificate

Author:Conan O'Brien

“He was so good with the kids on the set. He just knew exactly how to handle them. The baby would cry and Vin would hold him and do all these weird sounds and the baby would stop crying. It was really cute.”

Kids Sound Cry Baby Handle Cute Really Cute

Author:Brittany Snow

“Ignoring a baby's cry is like using earplugs to stop the distressing noise of a smoke detector. The sound of a smoke detector is meant to alert us to a serious matter that requires a response - and so is the cry of a baby.”

Matter Sound Cry Serious Baby Response Noise Smoke Distressing

Book:The Natural Child: Parenting from the Heart

Source: The Natural Child: Parenting from the Heart

“There's something unnatural about a woman finding babies or, more specifically, conversation about babies, boring. They'll think she's bitter, jealous, lonely. But she's also bored of everybody telling her how lucky she is, what with all that sleep and all that freedom and spare time, the ability to go on dates or head off to Paris at a moments notice. It sounds like they're consoling her, and she resents this and feels patronized by it.”

Thinking Feels Moments Sound Sleep Ability Baby Goes On Lucky Conversation Findings Lonely Boring Bitter Bored Paris Jealous Spares Unnatural Resent Spare Time Consoling

Author:David Nicholls

“Let us hope manufacturers can come up with a diaper that is environmentally sound. To go back to cloth would send us back to the day when breathing and raising a baby at the same time were incompatible.”

Sound Baby Come Up Breathing Diapers

Book:Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist

Source: Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist

“[R]eductionism' is one of those things, like sin, that is only mentioned by people who are against it. To call oneself a reductionist will sound, in some circles, a bit like admitting to eating babies. But, just as nobody actually eats babies, so nobody is really a reductionist in any sense worth being against.”

People Bits Sound Sin Baby Eating Oneself Circles Admitting Reductionism

Book:The Blind Watchmaker: Why the Evidence of Evolution Reveals a Universe without Design

Source: The Blind Watchmaker: Why the Evidence of Evolution Reveals a Universe without Design

“One of my earliest memories is of bashing the keyboard with my hands, my chubby little baby hands, and I remember the sound hitting my face. It became my toy.”

Littles Hands Remember Faces Sound Memories Baby Toys Hitting Keyboards

Author:Christian McKay

“The vast majority of abortions are performed between the seventh and tenth week when the baby is already sucking his thumb, recoiling from pricking, responding to sound. All his organs are present, the brain is functioning, the heart is pumping, the liver is making blood cells, the kidneys are cleaning fluids, and there is a fingerprint. His genetic code is uniquely and unquestionably human. And, if we are willing, he can be seen by ultrasound.”

Ifs Humans Heart Sound Brain Blood Week Willing Baby Majority Cells Code Abortion Organs Cleaning Thumbs Fluid Responding Liver Kidneys Fingerprints Ultrasounds Blood Cells

Author:John Piper

“For mankind, speech with a capital S is especially meaningful and committing, more than the content communicated. The outcry of the newborn and the sound of the bells are fraught with mystery more than the baby's woeful face or the venerable tower.”

Faces Sound Mystery Mankind Baby Conversation Speech Meaningful Bells Towers Newborn

Book:Five years

Source: Five years

“The simple combination of letters and sounds you select as a name for your baby can result in a life of carefree coolness or decades of expensive therapy. Hi, I'm Jake versus Hi, I'm... Tapioca”

Names Sound Simple Results Baby Letters Decades Combination Therapy Expensive Versus Select Carefree Jake Coolness

Author:Paul Reiser

“I love pork. I love a good BLT. I know that sounds horrible but I do. I'm a total foodie. I love cooking and I love traveling and I love finding new places to eat and new cuisines to eat. Don't be shocked if you see me munching down on a baby back rib.”

Ifs Knows Sound Baby Findings Cooking Horrible Shocked Cuisine Ribs Pork New Places Cooking Love

Author:Bob Bergen

“As one does with a first child, I found out that my baby could roll by hearing the sound of her body hit the ground at 4 a.m. and obviously, for any new parent, that is the most horrifying thing that could happen, right? You're exhausted and you take your tiny little baby out and you put them on the bed to change diapers before nursing and you turn around and you discover... my baby can roll! And you think you're going to die.”

Thinking Firsts Children Littles Doe Body Happens Dies Turns Found Parent Sound Baby Bed Hearing Tiny Exhausted Nursing My Baby Diapers New Parents

Author:Uma Thurman

“It takes time because the habitual response to that is very deep. It goes back to our earliest responses as babies. You have to feel safe, and if a sound is threatening, you're going to be upset. There are those early responses, depending on how and what kind of experiences you had.”

Ifs Feels Kind Sound Baby Safe Response Upset Take Time Threatening Habitual Very Deep It Takes Time

Author:Pauline Oliveros

“My name is indigenous to my country, it is not easy to pronounce, it takes effort to say correctly and I am absolutely in love with the sound of it and its meaning. Also, it's not the kind of name you baby, slip into sweet talk mid sentence, late night phone conversation, whisper into the receiver kind of name, so, of that I am glad.”

Kind Country Night Names Easy Sound Effort Sweet Baby Conversation Late Phones Sentences Glad Slips Indigenous Receiver Late Night Sweet Talk

Author:Warsan Shire

“We live in a time when people are afraid of beauty, because beauty passes; you can't hang on to it. And even if you see something or someone beautiful, the next time you hear it, it sounds different. So you can't cling to beauty; beauty passes and when that passes, you realize you pass too, and you will die. And that's why people cry at a beautiful view, a beautiful lecture, a beautiful painting, a new baby.”

People Ifs Different Beautiful Dies Next Sound Realizing Views Cry Painting Baby Next Time Lectures New Baby Beautiful Paintings

Author:Pat Steir

“Crazy as it sounds, I'm a believer in destiny and serendipity, and I have had cosmic experiences all my life. Something told me I was meant for greater stuff. And look, I've had a baby! And I've written an opera!”

Looks Stuff Sound Destiny Greater Written Crazy Baby Believer Cosmic Opera Serendipity

Author:Rufus Wainwright

“There was some women in a café the other week that I was sat in, and she came up and she sat down with her mate and she was talkin' loudly goin' on about "oh the baby's lovely." They said it's got, er, lovely big eyes, er, really big hands and feet. Now that doesn't sound like a nice baby to me. I felt like sayin' it sounds like a frog. But I thought I don't know her, there's only so much you can say to a stranger. I don't know what kept me from sayin' it.”

Knows Said Hands Bigs Eye Felt Sound Nice Week Feet Baby Stranger Lovely Sat Mates They Said Frogs Hands And Feet Eavesdropping Big Eyes

Author:Karl Pilkington

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