“I just heard about a woman in Germany who just gave birth to a baby boy named "Jihad." Or as the TSA put it, "Hope you like Amtrak!” BoysHeardBabyBirthGermanyJihadBaby BoyTsaAmtrak Author:Jimmy Fallon
“A 66-YEAR-OLD woman has become the oldest new mum in Britain after giving birth to a baby boy. I'm amazed she needed to have a caesarean section though, you'd think at 66 she would have needed some masking tape down there just to stop it falling out.” ThinkingGivingYearsHumorFunnyFallBoysBabyBirthNeededBritainTapeMumAmazedSectionsOld WomanGiving BirthBaby Boy Author:Frankie Boyle
“There is a 'sanctity' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it.” WorldChildrenFunnyThis WorldBabyBirthInvolvedUpliftingPregnancyBombingSanctityBaby BoyMy Baby BoyBirth Of A Child Author:James A. Baldwin
“My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.” YearsKidsCuttingDogBabyBirthParentingMotherhoodDumbMemorableCordsLeashesBaby BoyObstetricians Author:Joan Rivers
“I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, As long as I'm living, my baby you'll be.” LongInspiringForeverLove YouLike YouBabyBirthBedtimeMy BabyChildren's BooksNewbornBaby BoyNew BabyMiscarriageAlways And ForeverNewborn BabyLove You ForeverInspirational BabyMy Baby BoyBaby LoveCute Baby BoyNew Baby InspirationalI Love You ForeverI Love You AlwaysSweet BabyLove You Baby Author:Robert Munsch