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“And if the problem [with contraception] is promiscuity, then why does the immense popularity of Viagra go unchecked? Doesn't it make more sense to leave the bullets out of the gun than to try to avoid being shot? Especially when the gun is an old musket, and you have to clean it out and tamp down gunpowder, melt down scraps of lead and pour it into a mold, wait for it to cool - only to have it take forever to finally go off?”

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Author:Margaret Cho

“If one is willing to have children, rhythm is probably the best method of contraception.”

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Book:Anything But Love: A Complete Digest of the Rules of Feminine Behavior from Birth to Death ...

Source: Anything But Love: A Complete Digest of the Rules of Feminine Behavior from Birth to Death ...

“Catholic Church reasserts its moral authority on contraception: If God believed in birth control, altar boys would have a uterus.”

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Author:Dana Gould

“Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone.”

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Author:Robin Williams

“I do get a sense that there's a huge disconnect between the political powers and what's really happening, so right-wing conservatives can talk about contraception all they want, but the women of America are using birth control. It's as simple as that.”

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Author:Anna Quindlen

“Contraception really shouldn't be all that controversial because it's a tool a woman can use to delay her first birth until she's, say, 18 or 19 years old.”

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Author:Bill Gates

“Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?”

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Author:Benny Hill