“There's a joke about the balloon boy who has a balloon mum and a balloon dad and he goes to a balloon school with balloon friends ad a balloon principal. And one day, the balloon boy decides to take a pin to his balloon school, which is, of course, a disaster. And he's called into the balloon principal's office, and the balloon principal tells him, 'You've let me down, you've let your school down, you've let your parents down, you've let your friends down. But most importantly you've let yourself down'.” SchoolCoursesParentBoysDadOne DayOfficeJokesLet MeDisasterAdsMumPrincipalPinsBalloonsLet Me Down Book:Beatle Meets Destiny Source: Beatle Meets Destiny
“I was 13 when I first saw my mum's films. There were these boys who said to me, 'Your mum makes sexy films,' and I said, 'She doesn't.' Then I watched them and my mum makes sexy films! I'm a huge fan of my mum.” FirstsSaidFilmBoysSawsFansHugeSexyMumYour Mum Author:Alice Englert
“My mum always used to say to me that, out of her three boys, 'Chris, you were the girl!' I'd speak to her about far more things (than my brothers would) and far more things than she needed to hear about, too. I was a chatty kid.” KidsUsedGirlThreeSpeakBoysBrotherNeededMy BrotherMum Author:Chris Hemsworth
“I'm very sensitive. Because my mum was my primary emotional caregiver growing up, I found myself being pinned into dresses, darting her dresses, choosing her high heels for the evening or what to wear. I'm very much a mommy's boy.” FoundBoysGrowing UpGrowingEmotionalDressesEveningPrimariesSensitiveHeelsMumHigh HeelsCaregivers Author:Tom Hardy
“A 66-YEAR-OLD woman has become the oldest new mum in Britain after giving birth to a baby boy. I'm amazed she needed to have a caesarean section though, you'd think at 66 she would have needed some masking tape down there just to stop it falling out.” ThinkingGivingYearsHumorFunnyFallBoysBabyBirthNeededBritainTapeMumAmazedSectionsOld WomanGiving BirthBaby Boy Author:Frankie Boyle
“I was never a girl that dreamt of being a princess and I never dreamt about my wedding day. I hated pink and I hated fairies. I only liked hanging out with boys. I remember throwing a tantrum if my mum put me in pink. I wasn't a particularly girly girl.” IfsRememberGirlBoysHatedFairyHanging OutThrowingPrincessMumGirlyWedding DayTantrumsGirly GirlBeing A Princess Author:Emily Blunt
“I went to an all-girls' Christian convent school run by nuns. It was fun, but when I was 15, I said, 'Mum, that's it - I need to go where there are some boys.'” NeedsSaidRunningSchoolChristianGirlFunBoysMumNun Author:Freida Pinto
“I have three brothers. Poor Mum; four boys.” ThreePoorBoysFourBrotherMumThree Brothers Author:Thomston