“As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions.” HumorEyeFunnyBoysTestsGlassesAshamedEssays Author:Woody Allen
“Although I considered putting my eight years of Boy Scout experience and love for our nation to the test by joining the military, I did not want to put myself in a position where I might be commanded to take the life of another, and quickly ended my flirtation with military service.” WantYearsMightNationsBoysMilitaryPositionTestsAnd LoveEightJoiningFlirtationMilitary ServiceBoy ScoutJoining The Military Author:Ashton Kutcher
“There's a test they can do to determine a baby's gender ahead of time; I think they insert a tiny photo of Leonardo DiCaprio into the uterus, and if the baby punches it, it's a boy.” IfsThinkingCan DoBoysBabyTestsDetermineGenderTinyLeonardoInsertAhead Of TimeUterus Author:Dave Barry
“I complain about my life. I used to complain about boys or not being able to drive or failing a test. Now I complain about boys, not being able to drive, and leaving home so much.” HomeAbleUsedBoysFailingTestsLeavingComplainingLeaving Home Author:Gabourey Sidibe
“There's this thing that's come about that wasn't there when I started acting which is they do this thing called a chemistry test. They put a camera in front of two people, it's usually a boy and a girl, and they go, [whispering]. It's impossible. You can't manufacture it or film it, it just has to happen.” PeopleTwoHappensFilmGirlActingBoysImpossibleFrontsTestsCamerasChemistryWhispering Author:Cillian Murphy