“So, apart from casting runes, what other hobbies do you have? Forbidden rituals, human sacrifices, torturing? –” TruthRomanceDeathGirlMagicSacrificeMysteryDangerousDangerDivineFutureHumanRomanticFortuneAncientYoung AdultMysteriousSuspenseTortureRitualWitchDeadLieTormentForbiddenMagicianGothicMedievalStraightforwardOccultYoung Adult RomanceProvocativeSinisterRiteBoyHauntedGothOminousPredictionFlirtGothic RomanceSacrificesOccultismHauntWiccaFortune TellingRunesDivinationFortune TellerPredictProvokeRuneForbidDruidYoung Adult Gothic RomanceTormentingTormentorTorturingCasting RunesCast RunesTell The Fortune Book:Nightmarish Sacrifice Source: Nightmarish Sacrifice
“I'm sitting at the bar, rearranging the order of my jokes. I'm under the delusion that I'm having bad shows because of some cosmic misalignment of words, phrases, and ideas. I may as well have cast runes into a spirit bowl, hoping that the collective heart of the audience would open to my necromantic call. Maybe that's how jugglers do it. Those guys never have shitty sets.” JokesStand UpPresent TenseJugglersCasting RunesPatton OswaltNecromantic ComedySpirit Bowl Book:Zombie Spaceship Wasteland Source: Zombie Spaceship Wasteland