“Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.” KnowsChildrenFunnyAnswersAskingAdolescenceAprilAsking QuestionsApril Fools Day Author:Evan Esar
“Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.” ChildrenLittlesKidsFunnyBornDoorsDogBabyCatWetBabies Being Born Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.” ChildrenWarUseProblemFunnyEvilForceNationsPeacePoorMilitarySolutionsDirectLibertarianSarcasmCombatAntiwarProblem SolvingEmployedPeace WarSmall ChildSolution To A ProblemJust WarUse Of ForceMilitary SoldierSoldiers At WarPro War Author:David Friedman
“There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children.” KindChildrenTwoHumorFunnyPleasureTravelCruise Author:George Burns
“The old - like children - talk to themselves, for they have reached that hopeless wisdom of experience which knows that though one were to cry it in the streets to multitudes, or whisper it in the kiss to one's beloved, the only ears that can ever hear one's secrets are one's own!” KnowsChildrenAgeFunnySecretStreetsCryKissingEarsAgingBelovedHopelessMultitudesOld PeopleEldersSenior CitizenAging And Wisdom Author:Eugene O'Neill
“Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'” ShouldLooksChildrenSometimesHumorFunnyPoliticsShould HaveAgingMy ChildrenVirgins Author:Lillian Gordy Carter
“If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.” IfsWantTryingChildrenFunnyTalkingOur ChildrenWittyYour Children Author:Ann Landers