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“Your "use case" should be, there's a 22 year old college student living in the dorms. How will this software get him laid?”

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Author:Jamie Zawinski

“Proust's tea cake has nothing on one hour in a college dorm.”

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Book:Outrageous acts and everyday rebellions

Source: Outrageous acts and everyday rebellions

“You could do anything in your room at college. You could smoke pot, live in a coed dorm, have a girl. But you couldn't have a . . . hot plate!”

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Author:Jay Leno

“There's a picture of my dorm room in the college yearbook as the most messy, most disgusting room on the Harvard campus, where I was an undergraduate.”

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Author:Brian Greene

“I've never been to Harvard, I've never been to college, so I don't know what dorm life is like.”

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Author:David Fincher

“You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.”

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Author:Jason Biggs

“I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'”

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Author:Carrot Top

“It was actually pretty cool to be in Pittsburgh for those four years. I moved into the dorms and had a pretty normal college experience, even though it was in my hometown. I really thrived there. I feel like it really suited me and served me well in terms of how I grew up there.”

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Author:Zachary Quinto

“For example, in my dorm, at the University of Kentucky, I had the only camera. I don't think anyone came to college with a camera, other than me.”

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Author:Sam Abell

“I do the meatball recipe a lot. I think the army stew probably too. It's the most useful dish because it was born out of necessity and poverty and any idiot can make it in 20 minutes on a hot plate. It's cheap and uses readily available commercial ingredients. And it's delicious. It should be the great American dish - perfect late-night stoner dorm food for college kids on a budget.”