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“[On Regis Philbin:] He's like everybody's kid brother with his hand in the cookie jar and his foot in his mouth. You love him, but you can't take him anywhere.”

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Author:Kathie Lee Gifford

“Look at the reactions of liberal governments to the surveillance revelations during the last years. In the United States, we've got this big debate, but we've got official paralysis - because they're the ones who had their hand caught most deeply in the cookie jar.”

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Author:Edward Snowden

“People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.”

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Author:Suze Orman

“Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds.”

Men World Mind Littles Change Imagination Ambition Forgiveness Jars Resisting Ruts Little Man Little Minds Cookie Jars

Author:Zig Ziglar

“Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.”

Men Done Gun Honey Cookies Jars Cookie Jars Joe Morelli

Book:More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six

Source: More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six

“He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. It was a Smith & Wesson .38 five-shot special. It looked a lot like my gun. "I stopped by your apartment this morning and picked this up for you," Ranger said. "I found it in the cookie jar." "Tough guys always keep their gun in the cookie jar." "Name one." "Rockford." Ranger grinned. "I stand corrected.”

Said Guy Found Names Morning Five Special Gun Shots Tough Apartment Cookies Gloves Jars Rangers Tough Guy Cookie Jars

Author:Janet Evanovich

“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.”

Source: Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends

“I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar”

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Author:Allen West

“There's a time I can recall Four years old and three feet tall Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar And both were out of reach”

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Author:Hilary Weeks

“I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it to me. I had no idea prior to that that it even existed.”

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Author:Carrie Fisher