“Senator Kerry does not support our troops. If he had won the election, there wouldn't be any troops left in Iraq. President Bush, on the other hand, has given our troops an opportunity to fight without end. That's creating jobs. In fact, the president's policies helped create 104 more job openings last month. Now who's stupid, Senator?” IfsDoeEndsFactsHandsJobsLastsFightingOpportunityLeftGivenPresidentSupportStupidPolicyMonthsCreatingElectionIraqOpeningTroopsSenatorsPresident BushOur TroopsCreating JobsSupport Our Troops Author:Stephen Colbert
“You're always in the mode of creating the next season. It's so fast, and in two months, the collection you just did is already old, and it's always next, next, next.” TwoNextMonthsCreatingSeasonsCollectionsTwo Months Author:Jason Wu
“I enjoy nothing more than creating new series and watching them grow in front of me month by month. It's a muscle I spent many years developing and it feels good to be using it again.” FeelsYearsGrowsEnjoyFrontsMonthsCreatingSeriesFeel GoodDevelopingMuscles Author:Rick Remender
“Ask anyone on Social Security if their check comes on time every month. Like clockwork. And it comes through the so-called dilapidated U.S. mail. My dad's check literally will come on the same day every month. The government has been quite good and efficient at creating a number of systems.” IfsHas BeensGovernmentAsksSocialNumbersSecurityMonthsDadCreatingMy DadChecksMailEfficientSocial SecurityClockwork Author:Michael Moore
“But what else can we do when we're so weak? We invest hours each day, months each year, years each lifetime in something over which we have no control; it is any wonder then, that we are reduced to creating ingenious but bizarre liturgies designed to give us the illusion that we are powerful after all, just as every other primitive community has done when faced with a deep and apparently impenetrable mystery?” GivingYearsDoneCommunityHoursPowerfulWonderMysteryMonthsCreatingIllusionWeakLifetimeEach DayPrimitiveBizarreIngeniousLiturgy Author:Nick Hornby