“Of all the band of personal traitors the sense of humor is the most dangerous.” HumorDangerousBandSense Of HumorTraitor Author:Margery Allingham
“It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.” PeopleIfsThinkingKnowsHumorHandsFunnyComedyDangerousWaveWhat IfCocky Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as 'viruses,' 'worms,' 'Trojan horses' and 'licensed Microsoft software' that can take over your computer and render it useless.” HumorFunnyModernDangerousComputerProgramHorseUselessOver YouSoftwareWormsVirusesMicrosoftSwampsCyberspaceTrojansTrojan HorseFestering Author:Dave Barry