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“The central point of this final chapter is that - follow my logic carefully here - unless you die, you will continue to get older. (It's insights like this that separate the professional book author from the person with a real job.)”

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Book:Dave Barry Turns Forty

Source: Dave Barry Turns Forty

“What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you”

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Author:Louis C. K.

“I don't want to have a bad influence on anybody, but there's no point in my giving up cigarettes now. I won't die young.”

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Book:As good as Golda: the warmth and wisdom of Israel's Prime Minister

Source: As good as Golda: the warmth and wisdom of Israel's Prime Minister

“They are born, put in a box; they go home to live in a box; they study by ticking boxes; they go to what is called "work" in a box, where they sit in their cubicle box; they drive to the grocery store in a box to buy food in a box; they talk about thinking "outside the box"; and when they die they are put in a box.”

Source: The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms

“Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.”

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Book:I KID YOU NOT

Source: I KID YOU NOT

“It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.”

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Book:I KID YOU NOT

Source: I KID YOU NOT

“When I die, so does hip hop.”

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Author:Eminem